worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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ohmychagrin:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

Wow, they got as far as http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

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ohmychagrin:

Jesus, pasta salad! Don’t startle me like that!

I feel like the cat is challenging the lizard to a break dance battle or something

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Got rid of my bedframe. And the box sping. I’m planning on just leaving the matress on the floor. My room looks 3 times bigger already.

vardaesque:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

FUCKING CHRIST THIS POST GOT BETTER

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piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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joyandjubilations:

What people think I mean:

What I really mean:

astrodidact:

Seems legit…

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sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis:

humourous-misadventures:

chaoswalkingfandom:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

applesonratatoullie:

datatwohearts:

glob-tier:

francisbonerfoi:

gold—splatters:

firetrader:

john-freaking-mandrake:

jawnsolo:

cocorosco:

kaciekc:

mpregbert:

trumpetsandbookmarks:

matt-smith-:

When you see it…

See what? Wait, why am I even reblogging this? weird.

I dunno why I reblogged this but whatevs

Why is this so special??

ARSKLF:K I SAW IT FUCK

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

GODDAMNIT

SCREECH OH MY GOD

oh fuck me running and call me a bitch

i just

no

I see it! crap that’s creepy.

sorry i dont see it why is there a blank space there i dont get it

i was like “see what? i don’t- OH MY FUCKING GOD”

i dont understand whats the big deal you have all seen this picture before

there is nothing special about it

I almost screamed in my living room in front of all my family

omg

…we’re here

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THAT TOOK ME FOREVER BUT WHEN I SAW IT I RAN OUT THE ROOM SCREAMING

me: SHIT!
my roommate: Weeping Angel?
me: no, it was…something else.

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bebbingtoe:

shaymine:

saltysteved:

gog bless

BUT THE IRON MAN HOW DID WHAT

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shadow-purple:

abbehtron:

When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort

plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic

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My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

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